Remember how I said I would be busy today and all you'd get are Halloween pictures? I WAS RIGHT.
"Don't WANT to touch punkin guts, Mama, want SPOON. No! Don't WANT TO TOUCH!"
"I want nothing to do with this disgusting tradition."
"I will wear this tutu and this ridiculous headband and these ridiculouser shoes, but don't expect me to look at the camera and don't EVEN think about taking my pacifier away."
"I not alligator. I DINOSAUR."
"Okay, Jack. When they answer the door, what do you say?" "PWEESE?"
"I don't want dinosaur hands, I want my BOY hands."
"When you're the first girl grandbaby your grandmother can't help herself in the face of craft fair tutus."
"Am Halloween princess, OBVS."
3600 words down, 46,400 to go.