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January 30, 2006: Seasonal Affective Disorder weekly deathwatch
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Because of the five-minute sun break we are currently experiencing, I will let you all know that I will not slit my wrists today. Suicidal thoughts shall be reconsidered tomorrow. And maybe I won't have to resort to suicide as...

January 26, 2006: La la la is it Friday yet?
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In the interest of wiping yesterday's dreck off the page, I present you with a bleg: I need to come up with a "topic" for my "final project". In other words, what should my made up website be about? Because...

January 25, 2006: Tomorrow I'm going to write about sunshine and rainbows
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I have a friend who thinks the internet is “creepy”. The other day she said: "Have you heard of MySpace?! You can make this page! And have 'friends'! And people are, like, meeting each other! From their MySpace pages!" And...

January 24, 2006: In which the point is lost and, by the end, I implicate myself
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When I was driving to work this morning, some guy on the radio was interviewing a Seahawk fan. (Lest you have been living under a rock (and oh, how I envy you), the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl for...

January 22, 2006: Weekend productivity
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You guys, my brain is melting. No, seriously. Put down your palm fronds and help me off my positioned-right-in-front-of-the-television-chaise, for I have absorbed quite a bit more than the recommended level of Krazy Glowing Rays over the weekend. I need...

January 17, 2006: May
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Somewhere in this world is a little girl named May. At least, that was her name when I met her. She’s at least two years old now, maybe three. When I first held her two summers ago in a Chinese...

January 17, 2006: In which a morning person is entirely too satisfied with herself
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I would just like to say, Internet, that I really enjoyed my day off. Thank you, Martin Luther King, Jr.! (And did anyone watch the Golden Globes last night? I particularly enjoyed how they hauled out a cheery Queen Latifah...

January 12, 2006: Dear Seattle,
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I don't think we've been getting along lately. You're too gloomy. I can't deal with this deep dark dread that drenches everything in the mornings. Really. At this point I am considering what it might be like to live somewhere...

January 10, 2006: There's a bottle of wine waiting for me at home.
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I am in a funk. Wait, I think that should be capitalized. Funk. FUNK. Gah. For starters, this weather is miserable. There was a time when I was totally unaware of the effects of lack of daylight and incessant rainfall...

January 9, 2006: Liveblogging (sort of) an awards show no one cares about
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I am making chocolate chip cookies. At nine-thirty at night. You guys just don't understand the raw magnetic power of the cherry-red stand mixer. You know those commercials for Axe, the smelly man perfume stuff, where the dude recycles his...

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