Where am I?

Here is the obligatory 2 sentence post to say "Hello, I'm still alive, and once I am in one place for longer than 10 minutes, I will update. Really! Truly!"

In other news, the mini family Christmas is tonight and guess who gets to open the gigando 1,200 pound box that's been sitting under the tree for a week, tempting her every evening with its shiny monstrousness?

ME THAT'S WHO.

Oh, I would also like to send a quick THIS REALLY SUCKS to the person who decided that today should be ugly, miserable, gray, wet and UGLY because that really puts an upside on the out-of-towners' big trip to the city. THANKS A LOT, WEATHER DECIDER.