Weekend paint-by-numbers

So! How was your weekend? Mine went like this:

Trips to Target: 47

Sunburns acquired: 1

Girly cocktails consumed: 3

Hours locked out of brand new house: 2.5

Fabulously cool and understanding neighbors met during hours locked out: 1

Square footage of metal shavings strewn about after having the front door lock drilled open: entire front yard

Bottles of champagne left on my front porch: 1

Price of bag of coke which was the topic of much screaming outside my bedroom window Sunday morning: $10

Days added to the three-day weekend on account of best boss ever: 1

Flowers planted on extra day of the three-day-weekend: 4 zinnias, 4 snapdragons, 8 marigolds, 1 peony, 3 camellias, 1 azalea, 1 unidentified but very rad flowering plant

Bridesmaid skirts altered by very own self: 1

Cost of having bridesmaid skirt altered by professional: $125

Combined degrees Farenheit on Friday and Saturday: 180

Topless girls seen at the Folklife Festival: 1

Number of bulldozer-type thingies used to break apart the sidewalk on Saturday morning at 7 am: 3

Times "I hate them" was muttered at 7:07 am: 19

Episodes of Laguna Beach recorded on TiVo while TiVo was not currently hooked up to the internet: 8

Fights about whether or not we have the energy to go buy blinds at Home Depot: 1 per day

Naps taken in a Mercer Island park with a city view next to a lumpy husband-shaped pillow: 1