O Loyal Readers, Please Don't Abandon Me

Here's another frightfully boring post, posted for the sole sake of those of you who have to work today and need something to do. I am not at work. I'm sitting at my brother and sister-in-law's dinner table checking my email and waiting for Phillip to get out of the shower. We're going out to Newport, Kentucky this morning to the New Shopping Center Place to pick up a few things for the flight home. Nephew #1 is at a doctor appointment and Nephew #2 is eating cantaloupe in the kitchen. And watching the Wiggles. The Wiggles are close personal friends of ours by now.

It's been very hot, but I still don't have a tan. Too hot to go outside. I've gained back all the weight I lost on the evil no-carb diet because my sister-in-law thinks it's totally fine to eat like a total pig when you're on vacation. "Eat the entire pint of Graeter's ice cream, Maggie! You're on VACATION!" I am STILL tired from the wedding. I KNEW joining in on the Electric Slide at 11 pm was going TOO FAR.

We're flying home this afternoon, just in time to do some laundry and clean the bathrooms before I go visit my parents the next day. My parents! They're home! I look forward to early breakfasts at Shari's and multiple trips to Wal-Mart. My parents, they are easily entertained.

Ok, really, many apologies for the lamest post ever. But I am still here! And I will be home soon! And I WILL have pictures of bridal debauchery. As much debauchery you can have when 4/5ths of the bridal party are missionaries and the bride opts for a teeny glass of fruit-flavored wine "product" over good ole Merlot.