Last night's conversation

"You made it through your first day of work! Let's go celebrate!"

"I'm beat."

"Awww, was it exhausting? Long day? Lots of names to remember?"

"Yeah... it was good, I like it, but there's a lot I have to learn."

"But that's what you want!"

"Yep. It's good. I think I'm going to like it."

"So let's celebrate! What do you want for dinner?"

"I don't know. Maybe teriyaki?"

"Teriyaki?"

"Yeah. Maybe after we go to the apartment and bring some more stuff to the house."

"The apartment?"

"What?"

"That's not celebrating."

"But we still have all that junk lying around. We have to go get it sometime."

"But it's your first day of work! We should celebrate!"

"It's okay. There's stuff we need to get done."

"But teriyaki?"

"What's wrong with teriyaki?"

"No one SERVES you when you get teriyaki."

"Okay, let's just go to the apartment and get a little done and then we can get, I don't know. Wendy's?"

"WENDY'S?"

"..."

"Just so you know, the next time I start a new job and I make it through my first day of work, I would like to be taken out to dinner."

"We don't have-"

"Where they SERVE you and maybe bring you a little basket of bread to munch on before the entrees arrive."

"Look, I just really want to get all those cords I left-"

"And also, it would be nice to have a bouquet of flowers waiting for me at home and perhaps a tiara."

"A tiara?"

"BECAUSE I LIKE CELEBRATING."

"..."

"Got it?"

"Duly noted."