Friday nothingness

***Yo Lieutenant Pincus. I finally set up that page just for you.

The End of Conversation over Lunch at the Bay Cafe:

Maggie: Did you tip him?

Phillip: Yeah, I tipped him.

Maggie: Did you give him a good tip?

Phillip: Good enough.

Maggie: narrows eyes in suspicion

Maggie: I want you to give him a good tip.

Phillip: Why?

Maggie: I don't know. I liked him.

Phillip: How come?

Maggie: He... emanated kindness.

Phillip: raises eyebrows

Phillip: He what?

Maggie: He was nice.

Phillip: He emanated kindness?

Maggie: Shut up.

Phillip: snickers

Maggie: He was just NICE!

Phillip: Maybe there's a comment card we can fill out. "Our waiter emanated kindness."

Maggie: scowls

Phillip: "Service: it was very kind."

Maggie: I have to go back to work now.